Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

My wicked witch froze her tits off hanging on my front door, brrrrrrrr she said!

It was like this for 3 days solid....

So frozen, when I got out of the car, I slid all the way down the driveway and had to climb back up it from the grass. So slick, I slipped and cut my hand on the brick on my front garage....
So slick, we had frozen dog piles in the backyard that served as landmines